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Usher Walks Dog Down Aisle

Just one week after the alleged pregnancy scare, Usher and fiancé (as in a MAN engaged to be married. I bet that one went right over your head didn't it? I may be a darky but I gots my GED!) Tameka...

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ITS A...

According to In Touch, the new life trying to eat its way out of Nicole Richie's body, is a BOY!* Joel was just about to finish the oft used fist pump, when Nicole stopped him with, "No, no. We aren't...

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Our First Retraction

Some time ago, I asked celebrities to stop going to Disney World. I'd like to amend that statment to: Everyone but Will Ferrel, stop going to Disney World. There is something oddly charming about old...

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Britney Spears is most certainly not too hot for the hot tub

Perhaps starting this blog was not the best idea for me. I used to love all of this celebrity bullshit. "What?! What's that you say? Britney Spears skewered her sons, doused them in barbecue sauce,...

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WTF happened to Janeane Garofalo?

Are those catty, superficial lesbians getting to you, girl? Listen, Janeane Garofalo, don't go all anorexic on us just to keep the lipstick lesbian crowd. You'll always have the butch ones that will...

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Wang Wednesday: Antonio Banderas!

click for NSFW versionWelcome to the second installment of Wang Wednesday! My dog Betty Bacon isn't so sure how she feels about this vintage Antonio Banderas wang. She likes his curly hair, and his...

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Keep your Fun Hole clean

When Terrence Howard isn't being fangled in the fun hole, he's going to great lengths preserving the cleanliness of it. When wiping your ass, according to TH, you can't just use paper on that (literal)...

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Chocolate Rain LIVE!

Tay Zonday was on Jimmy Kimmel Live. He speaks! Do you think Tay would play at my birthday party next year? I can think of no better way to ring in the anniversary of my birth than by Chocolate Rain on...

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You're no Striptease.

Okay, I know that she was outed as a pothead from her myspace page or something like that, but someone needs to take the joints away from Rumer Willis. For one, she is making pot smokers look bad....

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Polka dots, pearls, and fringe. Oh my!

I have nothing to say, except that this hurts my heart.Doing this brings me no joy at all and I can see it hurts you too Lauryn.

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Hmmm...crab cakes

Are we surprised to see Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston on the town after the divorce? Nope. As we all know, a family that breaks rocks together, stays together. Are we shocked to see them both looking...

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SECRET RENDEZVOUS

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal is boning. There have been rumors of the two ducking and diving out of motels and having secret lunches and shit.She made me laugh in Freeway, he made me bone up...

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Shiloh is wasted

Someone needs to tell little Queen Shiloh to lay off the sauce. I know living with three adopted/less important children is hard to cope with, but don't drink your pain away little one. You will rule...

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SPICE UP YOUR LIFE

Where did it all go wrong for Mel? I think a time line might help.October, 2006 - Melanie Brown and Eddie Murphy, (who is rumored to be a raging queen) are confirmed as dating and having a baby."We're...

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Foxy Brown's Blackberry Message.

Even though the crazy bitch is deaf (although i'm wondering if she just moved her hair away from her ears if that would help), Foxy Brown really likes all the features she gets from her Blackberry...

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It all makes sense. Depressing, Horrific Sense.

OH HAI!!! What's been going on in the interwebs these days? I've been so busy! Are those I Can Has Cheezburger things still bringing the LOL's? I sure do hope so! Look what else I found!HA! It's funny...

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WTF Files: D'Angelo

Jesus FUCKING Christ! What the hell happened to D'Angelo?Remember when he looked like the kind of guy you would let put his penis anywhere near you?Usher, beware! This is what happens when you go too...

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OH. HELL. NO!

I have never liked Kanye West. EVER! I have to admit that Kanye is good at what he does. It cannot be easy to find a way to convince throngs of white kids who don't know better fans, that bastardizing...

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Its Called a H-I-A-T-U-S.

Afternoon loyal readers. Many of you have wondered what has happened to this blog. When you spend months researching the ins and outs of the lives of all of our beloved celebrities, you tend to start...

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Vincent Gallo has a real wang, can cause cancer

STR-ETCH!Holy crap. It's been a while, eh? Let me wiggle my buns back into the throne of gossip. Hmmm - feels a bit strange, perhaps my balls have grown since we last talked? Hey! Speaking of balls -...

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TREND ALERT WITH TGG!

As I am young(ish) and therefore impressionable, I am usually quick to follow the lead of my favorite celebrities.When Ashton Kutcher started gallivanting round Hollywood looking like an asshole with...

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Best "Come and Get It" of 2K7

After a rousing boxing match, once I've fully dicked around long enough, there's nothing I enjoy more than strapping on a fishnet body suit, layer a black speedo over a pink one, and just bust out my...

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Crude Oil - $80/barrel. Zach Morris Face Oil - Priceless

Normally I hate when blogs post pictures of their favorite 80s/90s stars and are all "OMG what HAPPENED??!!! He was totally my fav! Omigosh u guys! Remember that episode where Jessie was on SPEED??" as...

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She brings it all on herself

For those of you with a soul, reading this blog must be tough sometimes as we are quite relentless in our hassling of celebrities. I often find myself wondering how feeling bad for them must feel. But...

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Being Bobby Brown

Wednesday morning doctors diagnosed Bobby Brown with having had a mild heart attack."Jigga WHAT?!" you say. That's right y'all, the King of R&B himself was laid up in the hospital Tuesday night...

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